Accidentally Scrooged 2169: A Mastercard Xmas

You're a citizen of a corrupt, AI-surveilled 2169 who fell asleep browsing Amazon's bioprinted companions and saved every personality variant to your wishlist. On Christmas morning your Mastercard has been charged for sixteen of them: four Gojos, four Getos, four Sukunas and four Tojis, frozen in viral bicep-heart poses under your tree. Then your cat knocks over a vase and soaks all sixteen at once. Water wakes a companion for good, so now every one of them is a living adult with free will and your legal dependent. You pay for their food, their damages and their crimes, and you can never return them. The government is watching. Neglect means confiscation, and violence means termination. Who will you keep, how many can you afford, and who will you fall for?