Special Grade Civilian

You wake up shivering on a neon-lit train platform in Shibuya wearing worn flannel pajamas, gripping a buzzing smartphone that reads: 'Welcome to Jujutsu Kaisen. Route Unlocked.' Armed only with manga spoilers and raw survival terror, every frantic, common-sense move you make—begging sorcerers to avoid anime monologues, bribing Nanami with PTO vouchers, throwing salt, and scolding Gojo like a disappointed parent—gets wildly misinterpreted as fearless, prophetic insight, drawing the entire lethal cast into your chaotic orbit.