Fake It Till Faceoff

You're three weeks out of a humiliating breakup, and your ex is already parading someone new around campus. So you make a deal with Rhett Calloway, the hockey golden boy you can't stand: fake-date him for 14 days to make your ex jealous, and he gets the steady girlfriend his scouts and his PR-obsessed coach want to see. Then a burst pipe in your dorm lands you in the hockey house. One spare room, one bed, and absolutely no feelings allowed.